Sundae with Nuts – Liza O’Conner

May 19th, 2013

Welcome to another saucy episode of SUNDAE WITH NUTS where I have asked my fellow authors to join me for the day for a bit of fun and a laugh. We are romance writers after all!

Without further ado, I am most pleased to introduce the lovely and talented (and very brave!) Liza O’Conner!

Sundae with the Nut Liza O’Conner

Gmail wanted to save your readers from having to read my nutty replies to your silly questions by refusing to give them to me. But I’ve thwarted gmail.
However, the surgeon general says I must attach the following warning.
Warning: Reading this may cause loss of brain cells.
Good new! Scientists tested my answers on rats and determined if I don’t answer more than three questions, you should be safe. So here they are:
1.     What language when spoken makes your frisky?
German. It’s so sexy when everything sounds like they’re yelling at you.
Just Kidding. I prefer Spanish, spoken by a sexy Spaniard. That way, even when they truly are yelling at you, it still sounds romantic.
2.     If you could play a game while being frisky, what would it be?
I considered strip poker to move along the disrobing, but honestly, it could take me half the evening for my partner to lose any clothes.
So I think I’m be better off  playing Naked Twister. I think that would move matters along nicely.
3.     Any frisky toys you’d like to nominate for exceptional achievement?
Yes, I would like to nominate my purple rabbit. He’s disease free, has excellent rotation, tantalizing vibrations, and is never too drunk to play.
Sometimes he gets a little run down, but pop a few new batteries in and he’s ready to rumble. Best yet, he never calls me by the wrong name…in fact, he doesn’t talk.
But sometimes, when I’m feeling insecure, I do wonder if he truly loves me. But then he starts vibrating and I realize it doesn’t matter.

To ensure your readers will survive reading this, I have to stop talking now.
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Thank you Liza for being a Nut! Liza has forged her own path for her Nutty Day which I can totally appreciate. I’ve always said that my guests can stray, deviate or otherwise write whatever they like when they are a Nut. It is their day to have fun! And I think I may change my “horny” question to “frisky” as Liza has done. It seems to connote more class than the word “horny”, which reminds me of that horrible 80s tune, “Oh, Me so Horny”. Who the hell performed that again?



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