Liza: Since I recently was on CD’s Nutty Blog–

CD: It’s called Sundae with Nuts

Liza: That’s what I said. Anyway, I’ve spoken to the research scientists and they fear exposure to more of my wacky responses this soon after could cause permanent brain damage…to you and your followers.

CD: That’s not good. 

Liza: So I’ve decided my main characters from Worst Week Ever will come and answer your questions instead of me.

CD: I don’t know..

Liza: You said I could deviate a bit, well consider this a life-saving deviation.

CD: I did say that. Note to self: No deviations allowed for Liza in the future.

Carrie: Cotton.

Trent: Really? I would mostly willingly buy you nicer lingerie. Maybe this hot little red Victorian Secret number boasting 300 rubies.

It’s valued at $25 million. However, you probably shouldn’t wear it to work.

Carrie: Because sitting on fifty rubies would hurt?

Trent: I was worried about you being carried off in a jewelry heist, but you’re right, sitting on rubies sounds painful. 

Carrie: You cannot buy me lingerie. That isn’t appropriate for a boss to buy his Executive Assistant. Will you just answer the question  for yourself so we can move on.

Trent: I wear silk boxers, hand crafted by the finest tailor in Italy. They come with a 12 carat gold button.

Trent: I’ll answer that. My fantasy female is a beautiful, petite young woman who is incredibly smart and resourceful. She is the sun that revolves around me, keeping my world sunny and pleasant.

Carrie: My fantasy is of boss who never yells and always encourages team work and high morale amongst his workers. 

Trent: I’m not your fantasy?

Carrie: It’s the future you. You are improving all the time.

Trent: Pretty much any language if it translates on my electronic translator as ‘My place or yours.’

Carrie: Spanish. Everything sounds like a love song in Spanish.

Trent: I’ll buy you a translator so you can know for certain.

Carrie: No.

Trent: Yes, I fell in love with Carrie the first day I interviewed her.

Carrie: You did not. In fact, you threatened to fire me on a daily basis the first six months I worked for you.

Trent: I threaten to fire everyone on a daily basis. But with you I stopped.

Carrie: Until this horrible week from hell. You’ve fired me twice now in two days.

Trent: I did not. You simply misunderstood me.

Trent: I got this one. Serendipity 3 has a Frozen Haute Chocolate sundae that has a blend of 28 cocoas, including 14 of the most expensive and exotic cocoas from around the world. It is also infused with 5 grams of edible 23 karat gold and served in a goblet lined with even more edible gold. At the base lies an 18-karat gold bracelet with 1 carat of white diamonds. The sundae is topped with whipped cream covered with more gold and a side of La Madeline au Truffle from Knipschidt Chocolatier (which sells for $2600 a pound). It is served with a gold spoon decorated with white and chocolate-colored diamonds.

Carrie:  That’s insane! An ice cream sundae should not cost more than a car!

Trent: Now who’s being silly. My car cost over a million. This sundae is a mere pittance in comparison to my car.

Notes from Liza:
* The $15M Ruby Lingerie really exists. Check it out here
* Sundae really exists! Check it out here